Gisele Bündchen was a main topic throughout The Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix, with host Kevin Hart making jokes about her new boyfriend, jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente. References were made to a reported ultimatum Gisele gave Brady to retire or be done, as well as jokes about her relationship with the karate instructor. The roast also touched on Brady and Gisele’s split in 2022 after 13 years of marriage, with jokes about Brady leaving the Patriots and Bündchen’s new relationship.
Comedian Jeff Ross made a joke about Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s massage scandal that made Brady visibly uncomfortable. He also joked about Brady “melting down his rings to forge a sword to go on a quest to get Gisele back from the jiu-jitsu teacher.” Drew Bledsoe, a former Patriots quarterback, joked about Brady’s lack of sackings and his historic pick in the sixth round of the draft. The roast also featured jokes about Brady’s Super Bowl wins and his relationship with Bündchen.
Comedian Nikki Glaser did not hold back with jokes about Gisele Bündchen, making references to her returning a ring and her relationship with Brady. She also made an NSFW joke about Gisele’s new boyfriend being able to beat Brady up. Things took a dark turn when Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer displayed Photoshopped pictures of Hitler with Brady, making a comparison between the two. Former teammate Julian Edelman joked about Brady’s many nicknames and his previous relationship with DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend. He also made jokes about Brady’s appearance and sexuality.
Andrew Schulz joked about Brady needing a lawyer and referenced his relationship with Gisele. Brady ultimately decided to make light of the situation in his own roast, expressing his love for football despite all the jokes made about him. The Roast of Tom Brady is available for streaming on Netflix and features a variety of comedians poking fun at Brady’s personal life and career. The roast touches on his past relationships, his success in football, and his decision to leave the Patriots for the Buccaneers.
